On Mueller's "Report".

Pretty much sums it up for imbeciles and crooks in US media and DNC. 

The green alien dude is....drum roll...Putin. 

UPDATE 04/19/19: I am not going to lie--I waited for James Howard Kunstler to express, as always eloquently and richly, himself on all this Russiagate FUBAR with a country parading itself globally as a joke, a dangerous one, and as corrupt third world political circus. So, JHK in a wonderfully and properly titled piece An Empire of Bullshit delivered the goods this morning. I hope his conclusion is correct, I really do.

Many criminal referrals have already been made on the likes of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr, and a big net has been cast to pull in the figures who have been hiding in the thickets lo these two-and-a-half-years of smoke and gaslight: Loretta Lynch, Sally Yates, William Brennan, James Clapper, Nellie Ohr, Samantha Power, Bill Priestap, Jim Rybicki, James Baker, Mike Kortan, John Carlin, Mary McCord, Josh Campbell and more. Some of these are going to jail and some have already flipped. The fetchings should reach the Obama White House. Mr. Mueller himself, even in his majestic granitic silence, will be liable for failing to inform his boss, the Attorney General, that the predicate document for his witch hunt was known to be a fraud back in 2016, and was used anyway to spy on a presidential candidate. Let congress put on a carnival of its own now. It will be greeted like a TV commercial for a hemorrhoid remedy while the real national psychodrama plays out in grand juries and courtrooms, demonstrating what a grievous injury was done to this republic by its own vested authorities.