Monday, July 28, 2025

Yes, I Can Also Provide ...

 ... my offshore account where those $15 billion could be transferred. I also can assist in buying some really cool plots on Venus. 

Reunification of the Aleutians: A strategic proposal for the Commander IslandsIn this op-ed, Lt. Col. Jeffery M. Fritz proposes the US buy the Commander Islands from Russia in order to better monitor Chinese subs.

Yes, it is a well-known fact that Russia is populated with bears and imbeciles. So, the deal has very good chances of being completed. But only if Russia is given a very beautiful and honest Washington's word that the US will monitor only Chinese subs, and not Russian ones. Because we all know, you can trust Washington's every promise. So, yes, I will iron out some details with Moscow (I'll call Vladimir Putin shortly) and then Jeffrey Fritz can transfer money to my overseas account.