This Is What Happens When...

 ... your general staff is filled with Sandhurst graduates. 

MOSCOW, Feb 2 — RIA Novosti. The UK has invited NATO allies to consider sending an expeditionary force of the alliance to Ukraine, an informed source told RIA Novosti. "In connection with the unfavorable development of events for Kiev in the Ukrainian theater of military operations, Britain invited NATO allies to consider sending an expeditionary force of the alliance to Ukraine, as well as establishing a no-fly zone over the territory controlled by the Kiev authorities, and increasing the supply of weapons and equipment MAT"The agency's interlocutor said.

London evidently want's to "cease to exist". Literally.

Somebody explain these chihuahuas that they need to go back where they belong with UK's second tier economy and laughable armed forces. They have one single brigade they can deploy and a whole, like, 80 aircraft? I am sure the US will give Royal Air Force the right to use F-35 to enforce a "no-fly zone" over 404, LOL))